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Exclusive Report: You Are A Pervert
by Kerry Douglas Dye

published 4/17/00

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Kerry Douglas Dye is LeisureSuit.net's Manhattan-based Senior Editor.



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I seem to remember that back in the day a couple of the big Internet search engines would let you peek in on the queries people were currently submitting. This was a neat voyeuristic thrill and confirmed, if there was ever any doubt, that people are mostly perverts.

Maybe my memory is faulty, 'cause nowadays the only search engine I can find that still does this is Ask Jeeves, and their list of questions people are asking is so damn dull you just know they're filtering out all the dirty words. Sigh. Sometimes it feels like Giuliani runs the Internet, you know?

But trust me. What Ask Jeeves would have you believe--that the Internet is a place for sober scientific research and literary inquiry--is horseshit. Where's my proof? I won't go too deeply into the technology, but there's a nice little side effect from some Internet search engines that makes it possible for a Web site (like us) to see what search terms are being used to find them.

Let me give an example: if someone types "tom waits concerts" into Altavista, finds our site on a list of links, then clicks to us, we're able to see that they found us by typing "tom waits concerts". It's pretty neat.

Now don't get paranoid . . . we don't know who you are or anything like that. You should feel relatively safe typing "Asian transexual porn" into any Internet search engine without fear of discovery. But all this search data, taken in aggregate, reveals an awful lot about modern social mores, standards, and about how depraved everyone is.

I recently audited our access logs to see what degenerates like yourself were typing to find us. Man, it was some shocking stuff. So shocking, that I just had to make it public. I've compiled a list below, but first, a few warnings:

  1. Since these are LS.n readers, some of the entries are pretty raw. Only grownups should read what's below.
  2. Things like punctionation and capitalization might have been lost in the translation. These won't necessarily be exactly what the search engine user typed.
  3. I didn't make these up. This isn't some sort of pretend parody article. These are real searches real people used to find real LS.n content.
  4. Keep in mind that since search engines have all sorts of weird internal logic for matching queries to content, just because someone searched for "hairy hung studs" and found us, that doesn't mean we necessarily have content about "hairy hung studs".

So read on, have fun, and enjoy the enlightening experience of realizing that your fellow LeisureSuit.net readers are mostly scumbags and freaks.

The Amazing LeisureSuit.net Keyword List
Real Search Terms that Real Web Surfers Used to Find Us

Our Kind of Readers
(sincere list)

alligator attack films
ass kicking vikings
drunk blonde jokes
gratuitous nudity in movies

Our Kind of Readers
(sarcastic list)

quilting circles (I can only image what this lady thought after browsing the magazine for a while ... -- KD)

Superfans
One of the greatest benefits of the Internet is its capacity to disseminate pictures of naked celebrities quickly, and to a vast number of people. My research proves that naked celebrities are of great interest to Internet users.

Scully pictures naked
Thora Birch American Beauty tits
Lara Flynn Boyle Threesome pic
Erin Brockovich's boobs
real Erin Brockovich boobs
Saffron Burrows naked
Gabriel Byrne nude
Neve Campbell kissing Denise Richards
Mariah Carey nude
Laetitia Casta lingerie
Charlie's Angels sex
Hillary Clinton's breasts
Cindy Crawford getting dressed
Tom Cruise penis size
sex scene Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie
Chow Yun Fat cock
Oded Fehr naked
Brendan Frasier shirtless
naked picture of Mel Gibson
Jennifer Lopez Grammy dress
Salma Hayek nude scene
Olivia Newton John naked
Nicole Kidman's ass
Virginie Ledoyen naked
Sandra Locke raped
Man on The Moon nudity
Alyssa Milano topless
Mary Tyler Moore breasts
Osmonds Incest
Paltrow hot
Anna Paquin nude
Michael Pare naked
Amanda Peet topless
Pfeiffer fuck
Victoria Principal fuck
Brad Pitt's cock
Denise Richards breasts
Rollerjam Chicks naked
Mira Sorvino Nude in Summer of Sam
Britney Spears low cut
The Spy Who Shagged Me Frau Farbissina's Sapphic lover
Mena Suvari's tits
I want to see nude pictures of Jonathan Taylor Thomas and only him
pictures of Arnold Vosloo from The Mummy naked
Galaxy Quest Sigourney Weaver cleavage
nude Rachael Weisz
Zeta Jones naked picture

Single Pervert ISO ...
One of the great attractions of the Internet is the potential for on-line romance. These readers seemed to be searching for that special someone ...

bored housewives and meeting bored housewives
coked up models
college women who like sex
dentist groupies
girls that like black males
girls that use dildos on men
good looking sober female
gross nasty bitches
Holland Tunnel whores
horny husbands that want to cyber
hot tub bitches
mean midgets
meaningless encounters
mudflap girls
porn actresses looking for work
serial killers in the Rochester New York area
sorority chicks
three breasted hooker
tough girls with cigars
transsexual in brooklyn
want a man and want a relationship and want sex

What Are We, K-mart for Freaks??
As anyone in the business can tell you, e-commerce is the future of the Internet. These readers apparently came to LS.n looking to purchase an, er ... ecclectic variety of products.

adult candy moulds
al gore jeans
chastity wear
chocolate erotica
chocolate penis (We have, in fact, used the phrase "chocolate penis" in the magazine -- KD)
chocolate pussy (We have not, however, had cause to use the phrase "chocolate pussy", an oversight we are currently looking to rectify -- KD)
dildo harness review
inflatable midgets
latex blow up doll review
mail order husbands
olivia newton john mouse pad
oompa loompa greeting cards
penis enlargement without buying anything
penis massage balloon (I have no idea what this is, but I'm determined to find out -- KD)
personal anal webcam
personally designed Budweiser bikini
satin hot pants
sex with out signing anything or billing (shit, who doesn't want that? -- KD)
soiled panties for sale
taffeta panties
weird revolting and disgusting pictures

Seekers of Enlightenment
Of course I'd be lying if I said that some people don't use the Web for research and information gathering. These people seemed to think that LS.n had answers to a wide variety of questions (whereas long-time readers know that LS.n has, in fact, very little to offer at all).

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cool things about sex
dealing with obnoxious customers
disgusting perversions
future husbands of Britney Spears
history of the brassiere
how is pastrami made?
longest piss by a man
the tightest pussy
what does anal sex feel like?
what the fuck is wrong with Netscape?
why are men assholes? (If she couldn't find the answer to that question on LS.n, we might as well stop publishing right now. -- KD)
why Tinky Winky can't be gay
will Arnold Vosloo play the mummy again?
will I get laid at the prom?

Sex Advice and Instruction
While we're on the subject, enough readers came to us looking for help with sex and romance that they deserve a category of their own.

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clitoris diagram
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fun things to do with sex
guide to getting laid in New York
how do I become a porn star?
how do you know if a guy likes you?
how should I approach and meet intelligent fun men?
how should pussy taste?
how to find the clitoris
how to get a guy to like you again
how to have a good wank
how to pick up straight
how to purchase dominatrix gear
how to recognize a gay man
improving pussy smell
panties too small
pee shy
penis flopping around
premature ejaculation
retirement in the nude
seducing the boss
things men need in life
things guys like about girls breasts
things men like to look at
things to have sex with
things to have anal sex with
top ten fucking styles
trojan condom shelf life
types of dildoes
under arm deodorant irritation
ways how to tongue kiss
wearing a condom
wearing a cup
what is foreplay?
what is sex like?
when penis stops growing

Fictional Characters Fornicating
I'll be damned if I can tell you how it happened, but somewhere along the line we became the go-to guys for fictional characters involved in erotic situations. It's amazing how many people want to see cartoon characters and puppets getting laid.

Aladdin fucking Jasmine
Alf pornography
Ariel blowjob Disney
Ariel fucking Belle
Betty Rubble fucking Wilma
bondage Jasmine Ariel
dirty Disney characters having sex
Disney and Jasmine and blowjob and Aladdin
Disney characters nude and fucking
Disney Rescuers nude
Donald Duck getting a blowjob
Donald Duck nude
Fred Flintstone fucking Betty
Futurama porn
Jessica Rabbit naked
Jetsons fucking
Lara Croft horny
Loonytunes orgy
Megara from Hercules naked
Mickey Mouse fucking Minnie
Mulan blowjob
Muppet porn
new horny Disney toons for kids
Pluto fucking Minnie
Princess Leia rides Jabba
Snow White dwarf pics fucking
Tarzan tickles Jane
The Simpsons have sex
Wilma giving Fred a blowjob

The Huge List of Fetishes
This is probably the one you were skimming for, ya sicko. This is the list of all the sick twisted perversions people were seeking out on the 'net. Since some of this stuff is illegal, it would probably be a good time to reiterate: we don't offer any sort of content like this.

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asian teens with really big tits
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fat senior cock
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feminists clitoris
fetishes snuff hanging
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floppy breasts
football team fucking the cheerleaders
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fuck teddy bear gay
fucking Korean women
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gaping wide assholes
gay and pig and mud
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girls with things in their pussy
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hairy asses
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mother gives blowjob
mule fucking
naked Colombians pics
naked men wearing cowboy hats
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nude pics of pre teen teeny boppers on the web
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transsexual makeovers
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water jet sex
wet pajamas or damp pajamas
women farting on faces
women having sex with dogs
women who like to have sex with children
women in business suits
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young girl flesh
young high school boys fucking
young teenage nerds with glasses
young virgins

Now That's Just Weird
And to wrap things up, here's a list of searches that didn't fall into any of the above categories but are crazy weird enough to warrant inclusion.

Amos n' Andy McKinley assasination
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duck orgy song
farting for Jesus
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I date Fraggles
I'm sizzling like an isotope
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spider monsters
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Name: Postman
Subject: Aish sex
-- Jun 15, 2008 at 12:16PM
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Subject: Re: aishwarya rai
-- May 27, 2005 at 12:41AM
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-- Mar 18, 2004 at 5:03AM
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-- Nov 25, 2003 at 9:46PM
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-- Aug 12, 2003 at 9:42AM
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Name: Kerry Douglas Dye Responds
Subject: Re: WTF
-- Aug 7, 2003 at 2:24PM
Totally old hat. We got our first "testicle-eatin g hamsters" query like 3 years ago.

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Subject: WTF
-- Aug 7, 2003 at 2:19PM
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-- May 5, 2003 at 3:57PM
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-- Apr 21, 2003 at 4:21PM
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-- Apr 3, 2003 at 3:32PM
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-- Feb 9, 2003 at 1:58AM
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Subject: FETISHES
-- Jan 15, 2003 at 11:17PM
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Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: panty pics
-- Jan 3, 2003 at 11:41AM
probably not.

Name: steve
Subject: panty pics
-- Jan 3, 2003 at 11:36AM
I cant find any pictures on the net of women sniffing used panties.
Can any one help me?

Name: edmund
Subject: pics , i guess
-- Nov 20, 2002 at 9:50PM
How does any one find
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And why do you have to pay for the fucking shit?

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: Exclusive Report: You Are A Pervert
-- Nov 14, 2002 at 8:05PM
Fuckin' dork.

Name: "John Doe"
Subject: Exclusive Report: You Are A Pervert
-- Nov 14, 2002 at 7:30PM
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-- Nov 6, 2002 at 8:59PM
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-- Aug 10, 2002 at 7:12PM
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Name: khurram
Subject: fuking pics
-- Aug 5, 2002 at 5:47PM
i would like to have some fucking pictures of britney spears,jaennifer lopez,and cock suking katieholmes

Name: kashif
Subject: pictures
-- Aug 5, 2002 at 1:53AM
i would like to see hard core picture

Name: errohit
Subject: sex pics
-- Jul 29, 2002 at 10:26PM
i would like to have have some cool nude pics of nicole kidman,anna kornikova,meena suvari, alicia silverstone etc.

Name: sexy_tex
Subject: cartoons
-- Jul 18, 2002 at 10:46PM
i would like some porn pics of simpsons, jetsons, flintstones, futurama, i really need them.

Name: mike
Subject: the huge list of fetishes
-- Jun 18, 2002 at 11:27PM
i need to see some nacked girls

Name: oz
Subject: lmao
-- May 25, 2002 at 3:30PM
haha i was looking for clown fetish porn when i found this place lmao

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: list
-- May 20, 2002 at 1:58PM
Wish we had. We didn't.

Name: tom
Subject: list
-- May 20, 2002 at 1:34PM
Aww! C'mon now. Y'all had to of made atleast acouple of these up. I hope!!

Name: Dylan
Subject: I want to fuck Britaney Spears.
-- May 5, 2002 at 10:59AM
I want her to suck my dick all day long!!!

Name: Stan
Subject: You all are perverted freaks
-- Apr 23, 2002 at 11:50PM
You people make me sick yall all mite as well go and jack off to cartoon and movie yall nasty ass freaks!

Name: Matthew Ryan
Subject: Jessica Alba
-- Apr 21, 2002 at 1:44AM
She is hot! Nice boobs, real. Nice and young too. Awesome face and body!

Name: Kreegan
Subject: Kim Yates
-- Apr 21, 2002 at 1:37AM
Help me to find Kim Yates.
I'm been looking for her nude pics for sometime, now.
Could you kindly send pics of her, plase.

Name: sxy chik
Subject: cartoon porn pics
-- Apr 21, 2002 at 12:44AM
hi, could some one please send me those cartoon porn pics of
The Jetsons
The Simpsons
The Flinstones
Futurama
and so forth anyone pleaseeeee I'm desperate as hell to find them can u sent then to hugzkisses89@hotmail .com
PLEASSSSSSSSEEEE EEEEE

Name: zack
Subject: celeb nudes
-- Apr 20, 2002 at 5:06PM
I've been looking for pic of nude celeds for awile now and i was wondering if you could help me.

Name: chad
Subject: 7th heaven
-- Apr 12, 2002 at 11:25AM
I am looking for nude picture's
of David Gallagher or
Jonthan Taylor Thomas.
Or Evidence they are both gay!!!
Now Damit I need to jerk off.

Name: Sean
Subject: Michoels
-- Apr 10, 2002 at 8:35PM
I am looking for porn a porn pic of the jetsons. Where Jane and Judy are standing in front of the mirror in underwear could someone forward that to me

Name: keyl
Subject: cartoon
-- Mar 20, 2002 at 5:56AM
i serch porn pics from
simpsons
pokemon
digimon
sailormoon
Dragonball z
Futurama

Or britney spears and sahra m. gellar
how can help me

Sorry my Englisch is very bad because i`am from switzerland

Send the pics to
netgate@bluemail .ch

Name: nicole
Subject: micky mouse
-- Mar 14, 2002 at 6:46PM
this is so cool and ben is a babe

Name: amber
Subject: what?
-- Mar 8, 2002 at 5:29PM
what the heck is this all about?

Name: david barber
Subject: rustling taffeta
-- Feb 25, 2002 at 3:09AM
id love to see photos
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bolts of it between their
legs or can canning their
taffeta skirts, or just
fondling and rustling their
taffeta skirts, petticoats,
and dressed in taffeta corsets
and taffeta panties,silk stockings
making them rustle and also
rustling a taffeta skirt too

Name: mumdu
Subject: nude pictures of salma hayek
-- Feb 23, 2002 at 9:50AM
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Name: D
Subject: city guides
-- Feb 18, 2002 at 3:39PM
i LOVE this! -->"guide to getting laid in New York" EVERy city should have one of those. FOTFLOL!!!!

Name: Christ
Subject: WTF
-- Feb 10, 2002 at 6:37PM
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-Chris

Name: Sparky
Subject: EAZY E
-- Feb 10, 2002 at 6:35PM
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peace

Name: Hillbily JIM
Subject: PLEASE WWF PORN
-- Feb 10, 2002 at 6:33PM
I WANT NUDE HENRY GODWIN I ALREADY SAW FINEAS GODWIN NAKED BUT NOW ITS HENRY TIME PLUS ANY 123 KID PORN WOULD BE GOOD 2.

Name: adi
Subject: meena suvari's naked photos
-- Jan 30, 2002 at 5:32AM
i want them

Name: Bre
Subject: help
-- Jan 3, 2002 at 3:51AM
I want hair like Brittanny spears, does anyone have a picture with it not crimped, curled, or done. So I can have my hairdresser give me the cut so I will be able to do all those things to it???

Name: Sexy
Subject: Taffeta
-- Jan 2, 2002 at 1:32PM
I agree with the taffeta panties request. Also taffeta, slips, dresses, skirts...ect. Keep everyone turned on...Keep her in Taffeta!

Name: Snoopy
Subject: pics
-- Jan 2, 2002 at 12:50AM
Anybody know of photots of anna paquin nude?

Name: dopey
Subject: nude toons
-- Dec 31, 2001 at 3:47AM
send me some pics of nude toons especialy jessica rabbit

Name: chetan
Subject: nude pics
-- Dec 29, 2001 at 3:08AM
hey some plz send elisha cuthbert's nudepics.or her feet pics

Name: joe
Subject: mp
-- Dec 17, 2001 at 5:15AM
pls give me a nude picture of michaEL PARE

Name: Hank
Subject: Pics.
-- Dec 7, 2001 at 7:59PM
Where can i get nude and pron
pictures of you
"the editors"
Thanks

Name: Woop ass Willie
Subject: clits
-- Dec 7, 2001 at 7:47PM
Enough of your
imbecilic prattle

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: clits
-- Dec 7, 2001 at 10:49AM
> Clits are the first
> thing that you reach
> for on a lady

Is this before or after you ask her out?

Sounds like lack of photographic documentation is the least of your problems.

Name: Woop ass willie
Subject: clits
-- Dec 7, 2001 at 10:29AM
Clits are the first thing that you reach for on a lady but the last thing to find good close up pictures of on the web. Why ?

Name: Darwin
Subject: Noah Hathaway
-- Nov 8, 2001 at 3:17PM
Help me. I'm Looking for Nude Pics from Noah Hathaway, Kenny Morrison, Jonathhan Taylor Thomas and 18 Years old Boys

Name: daniel hebert
Subject: Just to write
-- Nov 4, 2001 at 3:56PM
this is a cool web site

Name: zak
Subject: looking for hot horney young girls
-- Oct 20, 2001 at 6:29AM
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Name: King
Subject: Nude pic of Lindsey from Rollerjam, sundogs
-- Oct 19, 2001 at 11:34PM
I'm looking for nude pics of Lindsey of Rollerjam from the Sundogs, Please mail me pic of her to me or the site that has it. E-mail is kinyik99@hotmail.com . Thx..

Name: Tony
Subject: jtt
-- Oct 12, 2001 at 4:37PM
I'm looking for nude pictures of either Jonathan Taylor Thomas or Jason James Ritchter. Please mail me some, mvogue@hotmail.com

Name: MEENA
Subject: NEEDS NUDE PICS OF GUYS AND GRLS
-- Oct 9, 2001 at 8:13AM
I AM STILL A VIRGIN AND NEVER SEEN ANY ONE IN REAL LIFE NUDE WANA SEE MY E MAIL IS
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Name: JAMES Bond
Subject: need fucking styles
-- Oct 4, 2001 at 8:29AM
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Name: subas
Subject: friendship
-- Sep 10, 2001 at 3:14PM
i am waiting 4 girl friend?????

Name: hught
Subject: photos
-- Aug 27, 2001 at 1:25PM
I need photots of anna paquin nude....PLEASE....

Name: William Lacey
Subject: Adult babys
-- Aug 12, 2001 at 7:37PM
Can anyone tell me how I can get a mommy or find an adult woman who likes diapers and being a baby?

Name: Fred
Subject: Anna-Pequin
-- Aug 10, 2001 at 3:05PM
i-need-anna

Name: greg focker
Subject: pics
-- Aug 6, 2001 at 10:28PM
i need some naked pics of eliza dushku...where can i find them???

Name: omkar_cs@sify.com
Subject: sex
-- Aug 5, 2001 at 4:41AM
i wanted to have sex and see some nude pictures, waiting for a girl to flirt with me and having different shots at different places

Name: jacob
Subject: nude anna paquin
-- Jul 27, 2001 at 2:45PM
i need some nude pictures of anna paquin. where can i get some

Name: david barber
Subject: rustling taffeta
-- Jul 14, 2001 at 3:53PM
hi .i would love to hear from women who are a taffeta fetish and love to rustle full taffeta skirts, taffeta petticoats, wear taffeta briefs, and have also rustled 25 meter bolts of dress taffeta

Name: dödel
Subject: nude disneyes
-- Jun 5, 2001 at 2:43PM
i need nude pics of disney's female characters e.g.megara(very important), ariell

Name: Robyn
Subject: Aladdin sex
-- May 29, 2001 at 2:38AM
I desperately need pictures
of Jasmine and Aladdin having sex.
Where do i look?

Name: arnold
Subject: nude anna paquin
-- May 26, 2001 at 10:38AM
I need nude pics for anna paquin

Name: matt
Subject: cartoon porn
-- May 25, 2001 at 8:31AM
SIMPSONS
JETSONS
FUTURAMA
SAILOR MOON
ALADIN

Name: corry
Subject: clowns nude
-- May 23, 2001 at 11:59AM
I am looking for some picturs of clowns haveing sex where do I look.

Name: jenny
Subject: anime sex photos
-- May 19, 2001 at 6:21AM
I neeeed anime sex!

Name: lisa
Subject: naked Brad Pitt photos
-- Apr 30, 2001 at 6:09PM
i need sexy photos for Brad Pitt ,or any naked body photos

Name: Jesse
Subject: Jonathan Taylor Thomas nude
-- Apr 23, 2001 at 6:27AM
i have looked every were can i get some pix of him

Name: Gore
Subject: Celebraties
-- Apr 13, 2001 at 2:56AM
I have been looking every were for some good photos of these ......
Natalie Portman
Eliza Dushku
Anna Paquin
Lacey Chabert
Jennifer LOVE Hewitt

PLEASE HELP ME !!!!!!!!!

Name: Zack
Subject: Futurama porn
-- Apr 5, 2001 at 1:25PM
Send me some futurama porn

Name: sy
Subject: dunno
-- Mar 31, 2001 at 1:49PM
cool site

Name: Celeste
Subject: male nude pictures
-- Mar 19, 2001 at 6:28PM
I am looking for completely nude picuture of Arnold Vosloo and Don Johnson. Can you please help me find these pictures that I can download in my computer or make a copy of it. Thanks. :)

Name: Christina Aguilera sux
Subject: Christina Aguilera's putrid farts
-- Feb 23, 2001 at 7:14PM
CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S PUTRID FART FETISH STORY
(she farted into a french fries dish)

Christina Aguilera is sitting stark naked on a table in a strip bar, where one
man is eating french fries. She's roughly 1 foot from his dish, when all of
a sudden
she (inadvertently, or maybe not) lets out a putrid fart, right into the friesdish,
to the anger, resentment and astonishment of the man who eats them. Just
thinking about it made me rub my erect boner and spew out one hell of a jet
of semen-spermo into my hands.

Name: Lenny
Subject: Holy-Moley
-- Feb 22, 2001 at 2:30PM
I think that said it all. Yes, a holy-moley to you all.
(Don't ask what I typed to find this site)

Name: anita
Subject: help me?
-- Feb 9, 2001 at 2:44PM
Hi! i am looking a nude pictures of jonathan thomas taylor... can you help me out... and email me if you can...!

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: i wanna some naked pics of saffron burrows
-- Feb 9, 2001 at 10:44AM
She's naked in "The Loss of Sexual Innocence", for one. Pick it up at your local video store. Or die. Either way.

Name: cito
Subject: i wanna some naked pics of saffron burrows
-- Feb 9, 2001 at 10:31AM
i wanna see her naked .....so bad i wanna die!!

Name: lil chris
Subject: i wanna fuck my sister and cousin
-- Jan 19, 2001 at 12:41AM
i wanna fuck my sister and cousin's so bad i jack off every night off dreams and wishes and hopes to do so>>>>>>..

Name: daniel
Subject: READ ME!!!!!!!!
-- Jan 8, 2001 at 3:23PM
I'm looking for nude pictures of either or both of Jonathan Taylor Thomas or Noah Hathaway. Please help me.

Name: Liam
Subject: Re:Terri therapy
-- Jan 6, 2001 at 4:05AM
Thank alot for that maybe next time
you can give me some info that's a
lttle more pointless.I just want lashings
of hard sex not stupid advice.So answer that if you want
perhaps you will do!

Name: Terri_Rich
Subject: Re: I still want a fuck!!!
-- Jan 5, 2001 at 11:14PM
I think lot of therapy would help

Name: Daniel
Subject: jtt
-- Jan 5, 2001 at 1:05PM
I'm looking for nude pictures of either Jonathan Taylor Thomas or Jason James Ritchter. Please help

Name: Liam
Subject: I still want a fuck!!!
-- Jan 2, 2001 at 7:38PM
I forgot my addrress.Why do I feel a total fucking mess?
Why do I want to fuck every woman I see?
Why do crave anal?
Why do I want to do all the most depraved things imagined by Dante to a woman?
I need to either fuck or die!

Name: Liam
Subject: Thank fuck!
-- Jan 2, 2001 at 7:30PM
I am not the only pervert in this world.
I can co-exist with other people.
God I want a fuck!!!!!

Name: kevin.walgate@dynabrade.com
Subject: this list
-- Dec 20, 2000 at 1:22PM
What is wrong with you people ??

Name: goatboy
Subject: pix of lara croft
-- Dec 18, 2000 at 10:22PM
I am looking for some nude pix/movies that I can download, I have had a movie before but somehow it got deleated. Let me know
P.S. She is the girl in tomb raider!

Name: johnny
Subject: mudflap chicks
-- Dec 10, 2000 at 4:17PM
im looking for picturesof the girls that are on the mudflaps of semi trucks

Name: chris
Subject: JTT
-- Dec 10, 2000 at 4:12PM
I'm searching for some nude pix of Jonathan Taylor Thomas!! can you help me??

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: panties made for men
-- Nov 22, 2000 at 11:36AM
that is fucking fucked up

Name: pantymaker
Subject: panties made for men
-- Nov 22, 2000 at 11:23AM
You forgot to include this site of panties made for men
http://www.producerspal.com Without giving numbers --- the guys do buy em and they think they are great.............

Name: Kathleen
Subject: This article in General
-- Nov 17, 2000 at 6:37PM
Thanks, I really needed a laugh today. It's nice to know that I'm not the only sicko out there. :p

Name: John
Subject: Nudes
-- Nov 16, 2000 at 7:11AM
I'm looking for rollerjam girls naked.
can you help me out?

Name: Wolg
Subject: Glow
-- Oct 30, 2000 at 1:15AM
that gave me a woodrow

Name: The Editors Respond
Subject: Re: Al Gore the hunk
-- Oct 23, 2000 at 11:37PM
Alas, we LS.n Editors only find him *politically* hunky, so we don't have any beefcake photos stockpiled.

Maybe one of our readers can do better ... Anyone?

Name: Anna
Subject: Al Gore the hunk
-- Oct 23, 2000 at 8:48AM
Am I the only one who finds al gore extremely attractive? I am looking for shirtless pics of this dreamguy. Who can help me out?

Name: Argot
Subject: Cool
-- Sep 25, 2000 at 12:02AM
> SearchTicker.html

Coool!!

Very cool.

Name: homer
Subject: search voyeur
-- Sep 23, 2000 at 11:17PM
Webcrawler's search voyeur is at:
www.webcrawler.com/SearchTicker.html
enjoy!

Name: ----------------
Subject: Fuck You
-- Sep 19, 2000 at 11:58PM
Ass hole!! I really don't like what you said about my friends you dick head........

Name: kampororo30@hotmail.com
Subject: iloke you so much
-- Sep 17, 2000 at 7:29AM
this is Bryan from UGANDA.ilike you so much but the only comment is that why dont you give me the real nude photos

Name: James
Subject: amazing
-- Sep 3, 2000 at 1:12AM
you know, most, if not all, of this list is proof positive that if humans destroyed each other, no one would miss us. 1 question, vacuum cleaner penis story?

Name: abel ashes
Subject: funny and disturbing
-- Jul 30, 2000 at 12:31PM
most of this list is funny
but the child molester types should be slowly
tortured to death.

Name: X-Man
Subject: Anna Paquin nude
-- Jul 18, 2000 at 5:36AM
Now that the X-Men movie has come out "Anna Paquin nude" should get you a lot of hits. But what pervert was searching for it 3 months ago? She doesn't even turn 18 until next week! LOL!

Name: anya ubermole
Subject: perverted AND stupid
-- Jun 5, 2000 at 12:14AM
One of the searches was for 'Donald Duck nude'. Since the guy never wears pants anyway, what were they hoping to see that you wouldn't see on the Disney channel?

Name: Kerry Douglas Dye Responds
Subject: Re: hahaha
-- Jun 1, 2000 at 3:56PM
Glad you enjoyed it. We couldn't have done it without perverts like yourself.

Name: siobhan
Subject: hahaha
-- Jun 1, 2000 at 3:47PM
this article is the funniest thing i've read all week. hehe. my personal favorites: "will i get laid at the prom?" and "you ruined my fucking life"

Name: Kerry Douglas Dye Responds
Subject: Re: ok KD , letz try again
-- Apr 18, 2000 at 11:57PM
Ah, good man. Yeah, that one's cool. I still think they're filtering out the dirty words, but I spotted some interesting stuff anyway.

In answer to your question, no, we block html, so you won't be able to create links (sorry, but allowing HTML is real dangerous for us).

As for touting About.com--feel free. You may not work for them, but one of our Editors does, so we're officially pro-Ab.c.

Name: 411
Subject: ok KD , letz try again
-- Apr 18, 2000 at 11:43PM
so i felt bad about lettin' ya down with the other link,ok so i went to AskJeeves, and asked him where i could find what i wanted and he pointed me ta about.com and went through and actually made sure they worked thiz time, and here iz the one that i found workz the best:

http://voyeur.mckinley.com/cgi-bin/voyeur_queries.cgi

i hope that link workz, (side question: doez html work on theze boardz?)

for other sitez and the related junk go to about.com and type in "search engine spying" (and no i don't work for about, itz where i found stuff)

oh well anywayz, um...... have fun i guez, (makez a bad exit)

Name: 411
Subject: Exclusive Report: You Are A Pervert
-- Apr 18, 2000 at 11:23PM
k sorry bout that, just a site i had been to before and looked through and watched the twisted searchez go by, didn't go back into when i waz lookin for it for ya article, just assumed it still worked, oh well fuck it

Name: Kerry Douglas Dye Responds
Subject: Re: WebCrawler Search Voyeur
-- Apr 18, 2000 at 6:57PM
Great, that's just the sort of thing I was looking for. But:

Problem 1: it's impossible to find from Webcrawler's front page.
Problem 2: it failed to load on both IE5 and NS4.5(or whatever).

Which just goes to prove my point, assuming I had one.

Name: Eric Monsky
Subject: Pervert List
-- Apr 18, 2000 at 5:28PM
I found your site looking for pictures of Wilma Flintstone fellating Udo Kier. Not only did you not list this, but I still haven't found the pix I was looking for. Perhaps one of y'all can help me out.

Name: 411
Subject: WebCrawler Search Voyeur
-- Apr 17, 2000 at 10:45PM
go to www.bored.com and to WebCrawler Search Voyeur

for a search engine voyeur


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