Name: jethrow
Subject: Northwest-Delta merger...
-- May 12, 2008 at 12:09AM
Amen to that brother...now we'll see how crabby these slutty flying waitresses will be with out a job...what will they do when they find out they have to "work" more than nine days a month..? Have to run home and move back in with Mommy and Daddy? Abandon their kids because their ex-husband's child support isn't enough to go on shopping anymore? Bring on the Northwest-Delta merger...hey babydoll, I've got a job for ya over here!
Name: Jed Clampett
Subject: Northwest Delta Merger
-- Apr 15, 2008 at 10:00PM
Finally we'll be able to rid ourselves of these fashnizziling pilots and all the non-driving fuckbags that work at the airport and Bldg.A..the funniest part is that there are 14000 non union worker bees at Delta...what do you think is going to happen to the NWA unions? Bye bye flying waitresses and flying bus drivers!!
Name: Colonel Klink
Subject: Mandii
-- Feb 19, 2008 at 5:44PM
Why doesn't Chris Selchow s dad fix Mandii's teeth for her..isn't he a dentist or something??
Name: BaDonKaDonK
Subject: panty crickets
-- Dec 28, 2007 at 12:46AM
Now that's some funny shit right there! Where did you hear that one from y'all, Britney and Jamie-Lynn's momma???
Name: Dr.Octopus
Subject: busy week...
-- Dec 27, 2007 at 7:43PM
No abortions this week so far...just treated one girl who flies out of Logan for a raging case of "panty crickets"...and shockingly enough, she has no idea where she would have gotten them from!
Name: Tks
Subject: Boyz
-- Dec 27, 2007 at 3:24PM
Boyz, where are you? Dr. Octopus why don't you tell us more about how some of these whores use abortion as birth control?
Name: Tks
Subject: What
-- Dec 26, 2007 at 6:20PM
What? No attacks today? No comments about the tranny Julie out of O'hare? Or Tony Accardo, Jr., a colostomy bag, or even the trafikking/prostitut ion issues out of the airports? Where did all the pilot gang stalkers disappear to?
Name: Tks
Subject: Colonol Klink
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 4:18PM
You are discussing colostomy bags, not me. I only gave razor sharp wit remarks and biting retorts because I was addressed in that manner. Babydoll will relax now Colonel Klink. Happy Holidays!
Name: Colonel Klink
Subject: Why don't you...
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 4:09PM
....hop up from your desk, run into the break room, pop a Lean Cuisine into the microwave and crack open a Diet Pepsi and relax babydoll?? I'm not a pilot, nor do I claim to last 45 minutes-my girlfriend is so smokin' hot I can maybe last twenty if I'm tired and had a tough day at work...as far as the porn goes I got plenty of "Blackzilla&quo t; movies around to keep me busy!! Speaking of busy...where do I get a job that I can sit around and discuss colostomy bags all day and get paid for it...doesn't your boss care? Or, let me guess...with your razor sharp wit and biting retorts you must be the brains of the outfit!!!
Name: Tks
Subject: Colonel Kllink
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 3:37PM
If you have ever read basic biology books on human reproduction when you were in high school, then you would know what a biological minute is. Where you one of those teenagers?
I know most of you pilots are worshipped at the airport, but outside the gates in the real world, no one gives a shit, so get over it. Leave the commands to the tarts you screw. Look I can't help it if AA has a few loose cannons running around, big deal. So a few people know the AA secret to the Crying Game and are on to the white traffikking so what.
Julie is not a roommate of mine. I would have to sign a lease for her, me and her second sex. Three people usually are not allowed in a one bedroom apartment. I know that is difficult for you to understand because you usually have 15 people per apartment, but the real world doesn't work that way. Sorry you are having a slow day at the office (no porn to read in the cockpit)?
45 Minutes? Wow. You are superman.
Name: Colonel Klink
Subject: four biological minutes?
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 3:24PM
WTF is a "biological minute? And I think the only people that last 4 minutes are teenagers...lol...ha ve you seen any good porn lately? Shane Diesel and his homeboy Boz average about 45 minutes apiece on little white hotties...I'm not sure what that would jump to with your roommate Julie! Merry Christmas everybody!! must be a slow day at the office;)
Name: Tks
Subject: Tightywhitey
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 3:13PM
You are another stupid person. If a woman is a screw hole such as Julie, men pump and go. Julie obviously is not a woman/man that a real man would spend time with or even admit to knowing. It takes a man four biological minutes to ejaculate so it wouldn't necessarily take 5 hours and that makes the math more simple. Simply lift the skirt and bend it over for four mintues and leave. You guys really don't know anything about sex do you? Socially inept and unknowledgeable when it comes to sex. Tightywhitey, you are stupid, Julie isn't my girlfriend.
Name: tightywhitey
Subject: 20 or 30 a day?
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 2:52PM
Let's do the math on this...30 men a day times lets say, ten minutes each including foreplay equals 300 minutes, or 5 hours for you retards that can't divide. So you're telling us your girlfriend is having sex for five hours each and every day? Not even hot chicks get that much action, let alone a disgusting faggot tranny hermaphrodite...I think Dr.Octopus is right, your stoma is leaking fumes from your full colostomy bag and they are going right to your head!
Name: Tks
Subject: Dr. Freud
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 2:39PM
Sorry, I am not mad at Julie; I am grateful. Without whores like her, decent women would have to reduce themselves to fucking dirty AA pilots out of O'Hare and Midway. Julie will pull 20 or 30 a day and never break a sweat.
As for you CAPT. Smegma. Why would you be on a site for airline pilots if you are a ship's captain or a police captain? In your earlier posts you said you prey on Northworst stews because they had cut backs. If you are a ship's captain and you are hanging around an airline, then maybe you are a terrorist and the FBI needs to be called. So I guess Capt. Smegma you are not too bright. Idiot. You don't even remember what you post. Get out your Playboy, turn on the autopilot and fantasize that you will have one of those women.
Dr. Octopus
Viva Viagra is now a commercial. Get your head out of the toilet and out of the carved up stew crotches. Once you get your head free of the stink, you might begin to see things more clearly. I think people can post whatever they want without direction from you, Dr. Octopus. I think you might have a feces fetish. You talk about colostomys a lot, do you play with your feces? Julie does.
BaDonKaDonk, you will fuck anything even if it stinks because you are so desperate it unreal. Most men I know would never admit to fucking a broad whose apartment and pussy stunk so bad he couldn't breath. I guess when you are a hard up airline pilot with a premature ejaculation problem, you will stab anything even Susie Rotten Crotches.
By the way, the white shirts with the blue slacks make you all look like waiters and hostesses. Will you be making the dinner for your wife this Holiday Season? I think that next time I am on a flight, I will buzz you for coffee.
Name: Dr Freud
Subject: I think I dated this...
-- Dec 24, 2007 at 3:42AM
..psycho biaahtch...The only way she can get aroused anymore is if you play out a "rape fantasy" with her, due to her having a sneaky uncle years ago..:>) And the reason she's so mad at Julie The Giant Hermaphrodite is because she lost one of her favorite pilots to her, so now her and her steel wool covered box are a little bitter about that whole episode..~
Name: BaDonKaDonK
Subject: and maybe bring...
-- Dec 23, 2007 at 10:07PM
..your computer home from work on the weekends so all your posts don't come just on weekdays!..LMFAO!!! Nice catch eh??
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: NonAirlinePersonnel. ..
-- Dec 22, 2007 at 2:05PM
12-21-2007.."fo r a pilot, you are not too bright"...so if you've never posted on here before, how the fuck would you know I'm a pilot..? I could be a ship's captain...a police captain...a captain in the Army..God, you are a dumbass!! Like I said earlier...I'm not sure if they are getting stupider, or there are just more stupid ones around!! C'est la vie!!
Name: Dr.Octopus
Subject: You might be a homo if...
-- Dec 21, 2007 at 9:57PM
..you don't understand that "Viva Viagra" is a ripoff an old Elvis tune called Viva Las Vegas...the name of the product is simply "Viagra".. .next time the nurses come in to empty your colostomy bag, you can ask them...:) And stop using the same words over and over and over again in your posts..we all know it's you..:( And maybe post at different times so they all don't have the same time on them...:~)
Name: NonAirlinePersonnel
Subject: Okay you don't get it
-- Dec 21, 2007 at 7:08PM
For the 400th fucking time, what the hell are you talking about? Did my post say anything about rape. You don't read. I just said they need Viva Viagra. I really think that commercial was written for them. Next subject should be you taking a nursery school reading class. For a pilot, you are not too bright.
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: Okay, we get it...
-- Dec 21, 2007 at 3:14PM
For the 400th fucking time, we get the fact that you hate American Airlines personnel and were raped by a drug dealing pilot rapist squad travelling with a giant tranny named Julie with no dick! Next subject PUHLEEASE!!
Name: NonAirlinePersonnel
Subject: Layover AA Pilots
-- Dec 20, 2007 at 3:15PM
I met a couple AA pilots and let me tell you, for guys that brag about being able to screw, forget it. They need some Viva Viagra. I guess their short performance is due to the fact that they are usually in and out so fast that they never learned to sustain for any period of time. Viva Viagra. Viva Viagra. I am in to quality not quantity. I love a man who is skilled, not one who is into quick stab. That is a sign of incompetency in the bedroom. Viva Viagra.
Name: Tks
Subject: Poo is great
-- Dec 17, 2007 at 5:45PM
Dr. Freud, Julie will be the first to purchase your poster. Keep in mind she was in a state hospital at one time.
Name: Dr Freud
Subject: poo is great
-- Dec 17, 2007 at 5:37PM
That's the best motto I've heard in my entire life!! Pure genius!! I'm going to have that made into a poster and hang it in my office immediately!!
Name: Tks
Subject: disappointed
-- Dec 17, 2007 at 4:50PM
Dr. Freud, if you read earlier posts you would see Julie does not have "a huge cock". In fact, she/he is infantile which is completely disgusting for grown men to have sex with her/him. It was not in a hotel room and I do not have a dick, therefore, Julie's ass still remains tapped by pilots-20 to 30 a day and not by me. Her/his bowel movement is a calling card. She/he poos on anything when it gets angry--a sign of mental illness. Her/his motto is "poo is great". Julie lives for poo. Not into beastiality or homosexuality. You seem excited by these subjects are you still in the closet?
Name: Dr.S.Freud
Subject: dissapointed...
-- Dec 17, 2007 at 3:41PM
My analysis led me to believe you were hugely dissapointed that "Julie" did not have a huge cock as you were led to belive by her, and that your hotel room encounter was so horrific that her ruptured sphincter caused her to have bowel movements all over the room...and how would you know the size of a donkey's cock..do you practice beastiality as well as homosexuality..? Very interesting...!
Name: Tks
Subject: Frustrated Freud
-- Dec 17, 2007 at 3:23PM
Dr. Freud, you are an idiot and not very skilled at psychoanalysis. Julie does not have a huge cock. In fact, if you would have read earlier posts you would see that Julie has the penis of a two year old boy, no breasts and a vagina only a donkey could fit and many pilots have sex with him/her, so I assume these men (so called men) could be pedophiles. Julie is not a transvestite, she/he is a hermarphadite. There is a difference. Do you know anything about sex? No one cares about your posts either. A wanna be psychiatrist, is that a sexual fantasy?
Name: Dr.Sigmuend Freud
Subject: frustrated faggotry...
-- Dec 15, 2007 at 5:28PM
Vhat vee have here is zee "frustrated faggot syndrome"...a scorned homo who was hoping to get punched, choked, slapped, fucked, and gagged by a transvestite with a giant cock named Julie, was massively dissapointed vhen his fantasy didn't come true...so now he is trying to vent his rage on the internet,except no one cares!! How izz zhat for an accurate diagnosis kiddies?? Zee Doctor is in!!
Name: Colonel Klink
Subject: You might be straight if...
-- Dec 15, 2007 at 3:30AM
..Carmen Electra calls at 2am for an emergency titty fuck, and you actually think about getting up and doing it...if you've ever bagged a "Sportsman's Double" (mother-daughter menage a trois)...if you projectile vomited after seeing recent bikini shots of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid...if you think Hayden Panetierre and Miley Cyrus would make a great couple...if you drive a car or a truck that gets less than 15 mpg...and if you think the above article is comedy gold!!!
Name: Tks
Subject: You might be a homo
-- Dec 14, 2007 at 6:23PM
You might be a homo if you wrote the article above considering the pilot brags about getting a "hand job" from the pilot and co-pilot". Would never enjoy dropping any pilots name because most I have met are jerks and I am embarrasesed I even had to be subjected to meeting them. Only met a few that were good guys. Never saw a choad. As far as pilots raping, I heard that is not uncommon. What if they are not homos, just bi-sexuals?
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: You might be a homo if...
-- Dec 14, 2007 at 4:34PM
You've seen a tranny naked.. If you've been raped by a crazed pilot drug dealing rapist squad... If you've had a tranny shit all over your hotel room... If you've sent a tape to Sen.Larry Craig about getting raped... If you think fucking a 6 foot tall tranny would be "the best of both worlds"... If you enjoy dropping pilots names you've met in bars... If you know what, or have seen a "choad" in person... Nope-there are no homos on here at all..LMAO..!
Name: TKs
Subject: Gilligan
-- Dec 13, 2007 at 1:27PM
No one on this site I know of is a homo.
Name: Gilligan
Subject: Choad...
-- Dec 13, 2007 at 1:23PM
A cock bigger around in circumference than it is long..ie. a tunafish can. Never seen one in person, but I bet one of the many homo's that have infested this site can tell you about some choad sightings!!
Name: Tks
Subject: Sausage Party
-- Dec 12, 2007 at 1:34PM
We are playing nice and we aren't talking about rape by a hermarphadite and that was never written. I am talking about a 6' woman who wears an AA Senior FA uniform who is a slut--I guess she lives up to airline expectation according to the standards revealed on this site. Look for her in Chicago.
Name: Lurleen
Subject: sausage party
-- Dec 12, 2007 at 5:53AM
Come on now, you boys play nice-if some one wants to chat about getting raped by a hermaphrodite,that's great! "ChodeSmokers.c om" now that's some funny shit!! Anyone actually ever seen a legitimate chode, or is it just another urban myth?? (choad?)
Name: Tks
Subject: Homofest 2007
-- Dec 11, 2007 at 6:10PM
Julie is a slutty flight attendant, she can pull a train to Bejing China.
I never said anything about being "properly" molested. Sorry. You need to read. By the way, I will write whatever I want, you are not the moderator of this site. Tightywhitey, it is a free country. If you want to write about slutty attendants, go right ahead.
Name: tightywhitey
Subject: Homofest 2007
-- Dec 11, 2007 at 4:43PM
What is this..RumpRangers.ne t? ChodeSmokers.com? Get off the tranny chat and get back to the real issue..slutty flight attendants-no one wants to listen to your incessant whining about not getting properly molested by a giant flying waitress tranny named Julie.
Name: Tks
Subject: Julie
-- Dec 11, 2007 at 1:46PM
And no pubic hair. I think that qualifies her/it as underdeveloped sexually and probably mentally since it never hit puberty to mature.
Name: Tks
Subject: Julie
-- Dec 6, 2007 at 1:29PM
Not to mention, sheman has no breasts.
Name: GMR
Subject: Tks - Julie
-- Dec 5, 2007 at 2:26PM
If you think sex with Julie would be the "best of both worlds", then you must like having sex with children. Julie has the sex organs of a 2 year old boy and the mentality of a 8 year old. She/he never hit puberty. It is pedophilia all the way and that is disgusting.
Name: GMR
Subject: Capt. Smegma
-- Nov 13, 2007 at 1:20PM
Skill is good.
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: Trust me-
-- Nov 13, 2007 at 12:21PM
-no one else is reading this garbage...if you look carefully below at the dates, this thread was dead for two full years before I ressurected it...LMAO..and where does it say anywhere I pay for punnani? The day I have to pay for it is the day I hang up my wings! The pickings get easier and easier every year-not sure if they are getting stupider, or there are just more stupid ones around but goddamn,these young'ns got some SKILZ!!
Name: RTO
Subject: Capt. Smegma
-- Nov 12, 2007 at 3:36PM
Capt. Smegma,
I won't put much stock in a man who hunts down financial broke women to fuck for money. Most men, especially captain status are supposed to be getting women for free. Keep fucking the dirty whores and mind your own business. You made these whores sky pie, so enjoy your slit slice. Being in love with a pilot would never be an option. Keep your layovers and easy meat to yourself. I just like reading about how you bang the trash. Maybe one will marry you one day. Men need technique--premature ejaculation is a drag. My daddy ain't Jonnie Goodwin. Maybe other people are reading the posts and agreeing with me. You sound like a socially inept idiot with nothing to do except compare different people's posts. Run off and open your wallet for a piece now Captain.
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: GMR-RTO- WTF ever!
-- Nov 11, 2007 at 7:23PM
When you try to change stories and the initials of your name so we think you are a new person telling your lies, you should change the syntax in your stories...you keep using the same line over and over again..ie.11/5/2007 "this guy gives good pilots a bad name" 10/30/2007 "these FA's give good FA's a bad name" And what's with the name dropping...are you in love with these pilots and want them to pay some unnecessary attention to you? How do you know Jonnie Goodwin has no sexual technique? Maybe he is packing more meat than a slaughterhouse and doesn't need any technique...he just whips it out and it's game on!! Who's yer daddy!
Name: GMR
Subject: Jonnie
-- Nov 5, 2007 at 6:57PM
He and some guy named Captain Pliskota or something weird. These guys are weird
Name: GMR
Subject: Jonnie
-- Nov 5, 2007 at 6:52PM
I met a pilot by the name of Jonnie Goodwin or somthing like that at a bar near the Holiday Inn last year. For a pilot, this guy was an idiot. He talked like he belonged to some cult and he had absolutely no personality. He said, "I am into meat". Give me a break. He talked about some three ring prostitution circus he was involved in here in Chicago or something weird like that. This guy couldn't get laid by a woman if he tried, not even a prostitute would fuck him. This guy gives good pilots a bad name. He had no technique in his pick up line, so I know damned well he has no sexual techniques. Some pilots have it and others just don't.
Name: RTO
Subject: Northworst
-- Nov 5, 2007 at 1:35PM
Why the hell don't these broads just get other jobs insteading of pooning? I had a couple follow me around for awhile begging for me to support them and give them nice things. I guess some are just waiting for the pilot to marry them?
Name: Capt. Smegma
Subject: Northworst...
-- Nov 3, 2007 at 8:05PM
The Northworst ones are the easiest, because they just took a 40% pay cut(after all kinds of concessions the past 10 years!) and they have hired approx. 500 newbies the past six months...so between the old ones getting no hours, and the new hires needing to be shown "around town"(ie.sports bar in Narita) every flight is like visiting the buffet...somehting new to sample AND your old favorites!
Name: RTO
Subject: Captain Smegma
-- Nov 2, 2007 at 5:30PM
Northwest? What about AA?
Name: RTO
Subject: SkyCap
-- Oct 30, 2007 at 3:56PM
Hey SkyCap, some of these FAs give good FAs a bad name. "Looking for a daddy for their baby"? It sounds like a rewrite of Looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Name: RTO
Subject: stinky box
-- Oct 29, 2007 at 5:16PM
How did you breath?
Name: BaDonKaDonK
Subject: stinky box
-- Oct 28, 2007 at 6:14PM
Actually..compared to they way her apartment smelled,her pussy smelled like a bouquet of roses!!
Name: RTO
Subject: BaDonKaDonk
-- Oct 26, 2007 at 4:26PM
Did she stink too?
Name: GreyHound
Subject: bus drivers
-- Oct 24, 2007 at 5:02PM
At least the real bus drivers get you to your destination on time! Not like some of these other dumbasses-I was on a flight recently that was grounded because the coffeemaker wasn't "fully operational"... fuck dude, let me off the plane and I'll buy ya a Starbucks for the flight home.
Name: MMO
Subject: Sherlock
-- Oct 24, 2007 at 2:59PM
Sherlock, you may have "heard that one" before, but I think you miss the point--I don't think professional pilots will like the term "flying bus driver". It makes them sound as though they are without skill and should be working in a factory, get it? Sherlock, it is elementary...
Name: Tks
Subject: flying bus drivers
-- Oct 24, 2007 at 2:17PM
The only remotely challenging part is getting the plane off the ground and then landing it again, other than that it's ninety nine percent sheer boredom-followed by one percent sheer terror if you're trying to bring it down during a storm! And yes we do tap a lot of stew ass, it's in our contract! Peace out!
Name: Sherlock
Subject: flying bus drivers
-- Oct 23, 2007 at 11:18PM
You've never heard that term before? I live 300 miles from the nearest major airport out in the middle of nowhere and even I've heard that one before! Isn't it time for you to change your colostomy bag-I think it's getting full already!
Name: MMO
Subject: Flying Bus Drivers
-- Oct 23, 2007 at 2:16PM
So, now you are calling pilots flying bus drivers? Are you crazy. I am sure that many professional pilots will just love that new name tag. You misread the "vag" thing. Go back to preschool and learn the ABC's. Flying bus drivers? You are the idiot.
Name: dumbshit
Subject: pilots and stews
-- Oct 23, 2007 at 12:46PM
So now we are supposed to believe you're a chick with a "vag", and you want to hear more about flying bus drivers bangin' flying waitresses?? I think the good Doctor and Sasquatch may be onto something here!
Name: MMO
Subject: Dumb shit
-- Oct 22, 2007 at 5:07PM
Dr. Octo and Sasquatch. Isn't it time to get back to the pilot and stew stories?
Name: MMO
Subject: Dumb shit
-- Oct 22, 2007 at 5:06PM
Sasquatch. The information I sent you was copied from a news article regarding AA. Get a life loser. Last week Delta and American were busted in JFK for smuggling drugs from the Dominican Republic. Is your head up your butt 24/7? You need to read and watch the news. Maybe you could star caveman because you are obviously living in the stoneage without a t.v. or newspaper.
Doc Octopuss, No it didn't have a tore up sphincter, it just believes in crapping wherever it wants. I wasn't assaulted by Julie. You are obviously stupid, but what can we expect from someone who continuously exposes themselves to daily abortions and STD. Dr. Nasty is your name.
Name: Sasquatch
Subject: More lies...
-- Oct 22, 2007 at 2:00AM
First it's a lawsuit revenge rape...now it's Columbian drug dealing rapist squads...LMAO...I get it now-your a gay scorned Hollywood screenwriter who had a bad flight on American Continental Delta Airlines and your last script got rejected AGAIN! Now that's some funny shit! I heard they are looking for new writers for ABC's hit show "Cavemen"! !!
Name: doctoroctopus
Subject: MMO,,,HOMMO...
-- Oct 21, 2007 at 5:00PM
Dude..you need to go back and reread your lies before your "Fantastic Voyage" goes any further...lol...Earl ier you said after you were raped "Julie" pulled up it's skirt and showed you it's junk..now you're saying it shit all over the bed, clothes and carpeting like it had a tore up sphincter..WTF?? You're "pissed about the mess it left and you're going to leave a surprise in the aisle".??..woul dn't you be more upset about being raped..or did you enjoy it..? Personally I'd rather be banging a hot,MILFy,little pilots wife than getting raped by a tranny wearing an adult diaper-but to each his own..:) I hear your AZT cocktail calling!
Name: MMO
Subject: Easy Tail
-- Oct 18, 2007 at 1:38PM
In fact, Tks, I am so pissed about the mess she/he left behind that if I ever get stuck flying AA again and I happen to be on one of their flights, I think I might just leave a little surprise in the aisle!
Name: MMO
Subject: Easy Tail
-- Oct 18, 2007 at 12:54PM
Yes, Julie is easy tail, but beware she will leave a pile of shit on your sheets, clothes or carpet. Forget the toilet. Enjoy.
Name: Tks
Subject: Re: Easy tail
-- Oct 18, 2007 at 11:05AM
Meeting and having sex with a hermaphrodite like Julie would be totally cool. Heavenly in fact!!! It would be the best of both worlds IMO.
Name: MMO
Subject: Hey Sasquatch
-- Oct 17, 2007 at 5:44PM
Here is part of an article that discusses AA employees smuggling drugs. I guess if they have employees smuggling drugs, they couldn't possibly have any employees who rape. Here Mr. Brilliant:
American, as the largest carrier to link the United States and Latin America, and the only one with direct flights to Colombia, has been particularly vulnerable. Earlier this year, an employee in Puerto Rico was arrested for allegedly smuggling 200 pounds (90 kilograms) of cocaine.
And in 1997, six American Airlines mechanics were arrested in Miami on suspicion of smuggling about 1,000 pounds of cocaine and heroin.
Yes, no AA employee could ever be involved in a prostitution ring or rape rings--there is only money in drugs. Idiot.
Name: MMO
Subject: thread hijack
-- Oct 17, 2007 at 5:06PM
Oh yes, I think anyone at anytime can refer to their privates anyway they want. If "Vag" fits it, then that is what it is. Also, thanks for admitting that you need to have chicks mentally and emotionally damaged so you can have a shot at them. Wow. That says alot about you and your prowess success. I guess mentally well-balanced women don't fit into your life or your bed. Yes, sex is always easier for guys like you when the woman is so mentally crippled she will go to bed with anyone to give herself a mental boost--even someone like you.
Name: MMO
Subject: thread hijack
-- Oct 17, 2007 at 5:00PM
Well, if you saw it on C-span you were watching the wrong tape. This tape is confidential and was played for the government only. You are obviously an idiot. From your response, I think you should look at your own plastic bracelet. How do you know the police have not caught them? Obviously you have not heard of the drug ring involving AA and Delta in the news. If you feel like telling someone off because you have no one to talk to, stand in front of a mirror. You obviously don't like stewardesses, so why do you care if I write about a 6' gangle hermarph named Julie? By the way, I can understand why you are alone for 9-12 days. She is probably not out with her slutty girlfriends, she is out with a real man who can see beyond his own opinion enough to provide her with satisfying sex. Take your viagra, living vicariously thru other pilots banding stews won't work forever.
Name: sasquatch
Subject: thread hijack
-- Oct 17, 2007 at 11:25AM
Yes, you are a dude-chicks don't call their privates a "vag". So what you're trying to tell us is that there is a "gang" of American Airlines and Continental pilots flying around the country with a 6 foot tranny named "Julie" with size 12 feet raping people who used to work for a company that they invested in and lost their asses on, and the police can't catch them? Have you been through a goddammed airport lately? They know who, what,when and where EVERYONE is going.And if they are working, the D.O.T. knows where they are and how many hours they have flown! Oh, and your videotape you made for Congress-I think I saw those hearings on "C-Span" a few months back..the famous "Pilot-Tranny Rapist Hearings"...lol ...I think the Chairman of those hearings was "WideStance Larry Craig" from Utah...but he's not gay! So do us all a favor-raise your left wrist up in front of your face, and spin the white plastic outpatient bracelet around and read off what hospital it says on it.Now go to the medicine cabinet, open it up and take the bottle out that says "take twice daily"...open it, and take four of those immediatly! Now, logoff from "World Of Warcraft", shut off your DVD player and take out your copy of "2 Big 2 Be True #4" and head upstairs...Mommy's calling saying the macaroni and cheese is ready, and do you want regular or chocolate milk with dinner!!!! Back to pilots banging stewardesses- on the flip side is the hot pilot's MILF stuck in the starter castle all alone with the two bratty kids, a minivan, the credit card with nothing to do all day...except me! All alone for 9-12 days a month...shopping, working out, going to lunch with her slutty girlfriends still leaves plenty of time for hookups! As soon as he's done bidding for the month, I get a copy of his schedule and we go from there! The best is when she uses's his credit card to get us the hotel room! Hat's off to all the pilots who damage these hot chicks emotionally and mentally so we can have a shot at them...HUZZAH!!
Name: MMR
Subject: Re: MMR,MRO,MMRO...
-- Oct 14, 2007 at 7:06PM
No. I am not a dude. Julie lifted her/his skirt after the rape; he does have a vag too. Also, she/he claims to have had l7 abortions. Ask her/him yourself. No darling, I am not an ll year old; just so you know I did a videotape for Congress on this matter. Apparently, I am not the only victim of this freaky gang stalking thing that some claimed AA and Continental pilots are involved in. You have heard on various shows such as Barbara Walters, etc., that some pilots do rape? Don't judge too quickly, sometimes you are proven wrong and it is embarassing as an adult to be so irrational in response especially if you are a captain or something. These guys claim to be affiliated with some dude claiming he is Tony Accardo, Jr.
Name: chiefbootknocker
Subject: MMR,MRO,MMRO...
-- Oct 14, 2007 at 1:35AM
Okay you lost me here..are you a dude or a chica..? If you're a chick-when did you see "Julie's"j unk? If you're a dude, WHY DID YOU LOOK? Did you call the cops after you were raped..? Where did they rape you that flying waitresses stood by and watched this go down..? I know they are into group sex, but usually they jump in right away...lol..!How does a hermaphrodite have 17 abortions without a uterus being present..? Tell us the truth now....your an 11 year old boy playing on Mommy's laptop while she's out shopping to keep the the sheer boredom of her life at bay,right?
Name: MRO
Subject: Easy tail
-- Oct 12, 2007 at 2:08PM
If anyone meets Julie, the 6' hermarphadite AA stew (nothing wrong with hermarphadites) and you decide you want to have sex, watch out! This girl has a deflated tire between his/her legs. Oh. You will recognize by her size 12 foot.
Name: RSS
Subject: Abortion
-- Oct 9, 2007 at 3:48PM
doctoroctopuss,
You mean a lot of FAs use abortion as a means of birth control? What airheads.
Name: MMRO
Subject: Gang rape
-- Oct 9, 2007 at 2:40PM
By the way, these claimed pilots said they raped me because years ago they had a lawsuit in a firm where I was employed. They lost the lawsuit and lost their shirts; well, they claim they are out for revenge on former employees and I was next on the list. They claim they put a co-worker of mine into a nursing home by burning her brain to make it look as though she had lost her mind. These guys are sickos. Maybe they were just poor business people and should blame themselves instead of taking it out on innocent people. Rape is never a solution. It is nice to know that normal men get laid without raping, what happened to these losers?
Name: MMR
Subject: Pilots and Stews
-- Oct 9, 2007 at 2:04PM
Not to mention, Julie Julie is about 6', gangly and has a penis, scrotum, and no breasts. She has a vagina that hangs and blows in the wind and a size l2 foot. She is a true tragedy on two feet. Cries constantly about men dumping her. I know there are good pilots out there who know how to get women to screw them, but this group of claimed AA pilots call themselves the "boys" and beg for sex via V2K. What is wrong with these losers? I guess they are airline rejects.
Name: MMR
Subject: Pilots and Stew
-- Oct 9, 2007 at 1:22PM
I was raped by guys in AA uniforms and a couple of stew broads stood on the side and watched. They asked me how it felt to be raped by men. I am sorry, but if some FAs put it out there such as these girls, then I guess if they get raped, they have it coming. These girls stand around nightly and stalk me. They barely work and they complain all the time that they don't have money. After my assault, the one by the name of Julie (who is a hermaphadite, nothing against hermaphadites) bent over and took at least 20 guys. She wonders why no decent men want her and why she gets raped. I heard her say she had 17 abortions. Sickos.
Name: Gomer
Subject: NWA Logan
-- Sep 16, 2007 at 8:19PM
I've had that one as well, but she totally shaved her twat by the time I got on her...right after a couple of pilots and a handyman had their way with her...lol..! Next time you have her ask her about her trip to Australia and a fellow flying waitress named Kat...
Name: jethrow
Subject: NWA Boston
-- Sep 8, 2007 at 11:26AM
I've had one of those..! A little blonde honey who lives in Mass. and shaved her box down to a landing strip...the only downers were she smoked like a chimminy and she had a bad case of "Grandma Hands"-you know, the wrinkly ones that look about twenty years older than her face with the beginnings of liver spots on them! Had kind of a weird name too..started with an S, but sounded Egyptian or something...sucked a mean one though!
Name: yosimba
Subject: boston-Logan Airport
-- Aug 28, 2007 at 8:35PM
Nice save BaDonKaDonK...you know the stalking would have begun at T-minus 10 minutes and counting! There is a whole squadron of them who fly out of Boston now.I think it's like some kind of contest for them out here-who can bag the most pilots in one season! Anyone want to throw their hot dog down a hallway!!Come and get 'em!
Name: BaDonKaDonK
Subject: US Airways...
-- Aug 25, 2007 at 7:01PM
I landed this one PsychoSally who flew for US airways recently...whe had a few drinks at the local watering hole and then headed back to her place..which sounded like a good idea at the time since we were both all over each other...she warned me she hadn't been home for a week and that she had two cats and the apt. might be a little messy..no biggie...we walk in there and it smells like the cats pissed all over the entire apt..! Clothes all over the place..dishes in the sink...I was barely able to keep from puking while I tore her up...lol...needless to say I was outta there with my phone number in hand in about half an hour!
Name: schmedlap
Subject: jerry springer show
-- Aug 20, 2007 at 7:40PM
I've had first hand experience with the abortion part-my "girlfriend&quo t; who was a flying waitress at the time, got impregnated by a married pilot...He offered to pay for the abortion but wanted it done out of the country so no one would find out about it. So on a long layover in some foreign land she gets scraped...comes home a day later and begins to hemmorhage all over the place from a poorly sutured wound so I end up taking her to the hospital while Captain DoucheBag is home with his family. Meanwhile she spills the beans to me, and I in turn let Mrs. DoucheBag know what her hubby has been up to...long story short, he's divorced now paying child support and alimony on 40% less wages!
Name: doctoroctopus
Subject: safety training?
-- Aug 19, 2007 at 5:18PM
The first thing they should start training them for is how to keep from contracting STD's and getting pregnant! I work in a medical facility near a major airport and you would be blown away by the number of F/A's that come in looking for treatments or abortions.
Name: SkyCap
Subject: uniforms!
-- Aug 19, 2007 at 4:40PM
Dude..you are way off course here-we wear uniforms while on duty and we get NO play whatsoever! It's all about the ca$h for these sluts.Flying waitress's sign up for one thing only-to find their new baby's daddy so they never have to "work" again! (Like showing you how to buckle a seatbelt is work!)What do they have for safety training these days now, one or two days tops? "Okay girls, here is a door,now open it and run AWAY from the fire!"
Name: Capt.Smegma
Subject: flight attendant whores...
-- Aug 19, 2007 at 4:11PM
3000 miles away from home...stuck in a boring hotel with a bar downstairs...you bet pilots are banging flight attendants left and right...the best are the Northwest ones 'cause they make no money now and are looking for Sugar Daddies! See ya in Narita!
Name: italiancharm
Subject: looking for female stewardesses
-- Oct 15, 2005 at 10:34PM
looking to spend time with female stewardesses that are on layover between flights. I'm a realestate investor in New York. I'm willing to take her to dinner.
Name: Pimpdaddy
Subject: out now
-- May 4, 2005 at 7:16AM
You're right, I don't know who I was trying to kid, I'm gay. Why else would I have chosen a name like Pimpdaddy to try and prove my masculinity?
Name: ali
Subject: crazylover
-- Jan 27, 2005 at 9:09AM
hi, easilly ilooking for prostitutes.
thank you.
Name: ralph
Subject: Stewardess Massage Bbusiness
-- Jan 23, 2005 at 1:15PM
I am a male (39) in chicago looking for stewardesses on layover that need a lot of pleasure without strings. Discrete, fun, comfortable. How do I get the word out? If you are a stewardess please write me. Ralphr1959@hotmail.c om.
Name: LORI'S
Subject: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
-- Dec 30, 2004 at 11:11PM
We just read your article and have to agree with most of it! Unfortunaltely now a days there aren't that many good looking Pilots to fuck! But it's safe to say that after five years in the industry all pilots "married or not" are fucking around with all of us. If you want some good stories just let us know.?!
Name: pilot
Subject: pimpdaddy
-- Dec 8, 2004 at 4:18PM
in response to pimpdaddys observations let me say that #1- there are no straight male flight attendants.
#2-as a pilot need i say more?
Name: Pimpdaddy
Subject: pilot
-- Oct 2, 2004 at 8:27PM
I am a male flight attendant with a major carrier, and I can tell you that straight male flight attendants are the ones who get all the female flight attendants. Most pilots are old and boring and have problems getting it up I have heard. I have actually been in bed with a female flight attendant while a pilot called her room. Too late old man.
Name: b
Subject: pilot
-- Jan 21, 2004 at 7:37PM
chasch ned mache...
Sorry, that's mean but I just kill myself ...
any Swiss out there?
Name: a
Subject: pilot
-- Jan 21, 2004 at 7:34PM
was förne wexer, wär so vöu zyt zom schriibe her fegget säute
Name: Mike
Subject: accuracy and skill
-- Mar 19, 2002 at 12:16PM
It only stands to reason that technical precision
extends...trains the mind
and the body. Combined with the freedom of flight, the excitement of the danger, and yes pilots become skillfull lovers. I do not bang flight attendants, nor any other woman I do not love. A skyheart for my baby.
Name: Terri_Rich
Subject: Blackmail
-- Jan 7, 2001 at 4:21PM
My mother always told me beware of what you write, you never know who might see it. Smile, I know the blackmail money will be on my desk Monday:)
Name: Chris Tyrrell Responds
Subject: Re: ?
-- Jan 6, 2001 at 11:52AM
Great. She picks the four-letter one to read first.
Incidentally, this article could be a great blackmail technique if anyone ever wanted desperately to be the SE team leader.
Name: Terri_ Rich
Subject: ?
-- Jan 5, 2001 at 11:46PM
Are you trying to tell females for a soaring good time, pilots are the ony way to fly:)
Name: mgotlib
Subject: Re: A Pilots Plight!
-- Sep 4, 2000 at 1:09AM
Cruise captains? As I said, its all about their great sense of direction.
Name: Argot
Subject: awesome
-- Sep 1, 2000 at 6:27PM
can't wait to check those out.
Name: Chris Tyrrell Responds
Subject: Re: A Pilots Plight!
-- Sep 1, 2000 at 6:19PM
Mr. Brummy,
Thanks for the support. You'll be glad to know I'm just as terrible at bedtime stories as I am with pilot tales.
But if you're still curious, check these out:
http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/cookie_valentine.shtml
http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/summer_fraggles.shtml
Thanks,
Chris
Name: Mr. Brummy
Subject: A Pilots Plight!
-- Aug 31, 2000 at 7:54PM
This was absolutely the funniest thing I think I have read in a long long time! Whoever you are you deffinately have it going on my brother in the skies! How are you at bedtime stories? Love to have you and the missus over for dinner sometime. Next article should be about the captain of the seven sees, you know the cruise captains are getting their share also. "There She Blows!" would make an excellent title to your forth coming article.
Name: Joe Tentpeg
Subject: Pilot
-- Aug 27, 2000 at 1:15PM
Miriam, I'm a pilot with an outstanding record. Never had a crash, or a bad flight, er, if ya catch my drift.
Yeah, we pilots are horny, and we stay horny. And, that goes without saying, that I'm also horny right now.
So, how about a non-stop flight to Forever?
ETA: The 12th of Never.
Name: Herbert Wright
Subject: Orville & Wilbur Wright
-- Aug 27, 2000 at 1:08PM
Aha! So, you've gone
and slandered the names
of me kinfolk, eh?
Well, matey, from the
deep dark recessive
lineage, now comes the
spoils of legalese, I
say...
Which you Americans call
LAWSUIT!!
Name: Chris Tyrrell Responds
Subject: Re: pilots
-- Aug 17, 2000 at 6:24AM
Miriam,
While I can hardly address this mythological G-spot of which you speak, I think your "sense of direction" theory works quite well. As an extension of this, I would offer then that the most appealing men in the world, clearly, are New York cabbies.
Name: miriam
Subject: Re: pilots
-- Aug 16, 2000 at 6:15PM
In retrospect (and this has everything to do with my recent lousy blind date), maybe the reason women dig men in uniform is not so much their specialized knowledge but rather their sense of direction, their ability to get to the right destination. The U.P.S. guys manage to deliver the right package to the right door, in snow, rain, or shine. The firemen manage to navigate their way through Manhattan traffic jams and get to the scene of the fire. The pilots, -- these guys manage to navigate their way through clouds, wind and air without any posted traffic signs or directions. Perhaps, subconciously women feel that men possessing such great sense of direction will surely be able to navigate through the complex female anatomy and find the freaking G-spot!!!
Name: Chris Tyrrell Responds
Subject: Re: Wilbur & Orville
-- Aug 16, 2000 at 7:36AM
Ah, good question, Jason.
When we recreate history, it is never an exact science. I believe this paragraph in the article addresses your question: "Now, is it true that American pioneers of invention, like the Wright Brothers, spoke in a Dickensian Cockney dialect? Probably. Or perhaps it was an affectation, naturally assumed by the worldliness that goes hand-in-hand with mastery of flight."
That sums it all up, doesn't it?
Name: Jason
Subject: Wilbur & Orville
-- Aug 16, 2000 at 12:17AM
Why do the Wright Brothers have cockney (tee-hee) accents? I realize they lived around the turn of the century, but they did live America. Actually they grew up in my hometown of Dayton, OH. Which is the only reason I give a shit one way or the other.
Name: Chris Tyrrell Responds
Subject: Re: pilots
-- Aug 15, 2000 at 6:38AM
Miriam,
Sorry, but I don't know any pilots. I'm not sure pilots are allowed to have male friends, as they would be such threatening figures in any given man's sexual life. Just as most women don't have supermodels as best pals. I only surround myself with people inferior to me (which has been mighty hard to find, but I've worked hard at it!)
You raise an excellent point about the nuclear physicists and NASA engineers as theoretically being threats as well. I believe this, however, is where the mastery of flight part comes in. I mean, yeah, someone like Stephen Hawking knows a hell of a lot, but most men would rationalize that they, too, know a good deal about "science and shit." But NASA astronauts are a whole other story. How can men compete with them even in the slightest? Perhaps my follow up to this article should be "Astronauts: Getting Laid On Every Planet."
Thanks, as always, for your comments.
Name: miriam
Subject: pilots
-- Aug 14, 2000 at 10:10AM
You are a really funny guy. And I suppose I have to admit that I spent many a night fantacizing about fucking men in uniforms (not cops though, unlike some 21st century women I dont get attracted to ignorance and brutality).
But I think there maybe some flaw to your explanation of the "women love to fuck men in uniforms" phenomenon. If pilots beat their competitors because they can do and/or understand what a regular Joe Shmoe can not -- shouldnt nuclear physicists and NASA engineers get a lot of play too?
P.S. Do you know any pilots? This article made me really horny.
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