She's right... we need to take a strong stand on... Is that chocolate pudding on the buffet?
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...no, no, no, Governor. I asked, where is Zaire.
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Wait'll they get a load of me.
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Latest craze from Japan: Lifesize Chocolate Nativity Sets
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Who let the chads out? Woof, woof, woof. Who let the chads out?
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If I hear just one more 'pregnant chad' joke from you lot, I will pinch the living shit out of each and every one of you. Literally.
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I will tell you one more time I did not impregnate that chad...
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Admit it. They're fake.
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.. and here's a picture of me on the beach, i'm lucky cause i've always felt at ease in a G-String
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They say it's something called 'the Constitution'. Never heard of it.
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Al baby, WE are the basis for 'Love Story'...
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10/23/00
Well, the good news is the Ump says he'll count it as an out. The bad news is that we don't have a clue as to how to pull that ball outta your ass.
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Damn! Missed! OK, reload and try again.
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Bill Clinton's worst nightmare if everyone shared his morality.
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I told Ralph I didn't want to hear any of his crazy bachelor exploits
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And I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George...
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I will not hesitate to bitch slap this market again.
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Fucking press. I had to come all the way to Nigeria to get my hands on a hoe.
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Bill names a minor character from the Addams family as his successor
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...and we'll put a happy little Ford riiiight....here!
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...so, there I am, singing 'I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner...' and *poof*...
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Listen, I didn't mean to dis his choice of resturant. I simply said I liked Arby's roast beef better, that's all.
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No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent!
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I'd like to respond to that last question in the timeless language of hula...
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Must be yelly, 'cause yam no shake like that.
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A scene from Fox's new show, When Fat Ass Bitches Cry.
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For the fourth straight day, Mexican officials rescued gringos from the new all-you-can-eat-burrito bar.
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That's right, Mr. Bush, back and to the left...
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...and if you're a nice prag, after you give me your endorsement I'll let you toss my salad...
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Listen, the key to the minibar is under the desk in my office, right next to the little red button that releases the nukes
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Coeds as far as the eye can see... It's good to be the king
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New "current-events opera" premieres to befuddled audiences
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Dateline 1978--The Village People/Sex Pistols double bill ends in tragedy
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Having successfully smuggled himself into the U.S., Fidel prepares to end this whole Elian Gonzalez thing once and for all.
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The Wedgie - A prank that never stops being funny
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We caught this one trying to mourn
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Don't ask.
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Have you heard the one about the immigrant who reaches for his wallet?
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okay. . . as soon as Ed says "Spokesmodel" that's when I come out.
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Aaa! One of Bush Sr.'s points of light! It's after me!!!
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When I say "wacko" you say "ho!" Wacko "HO!" Wacko "HO!
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so, then i was like "what did you do with the cigar" and he was all like "well, you know" and I was like "no way...
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Wonder twin powers activate... form of a Chinese ass trap
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Now who's got the apple on his head, Dad? Huh? NOW WHO'S GOT THE GODDAMN APPLE?!?!
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You're voting for McCain!?! Give me that damn basketball!
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1/17/00
The Dow dropped to an all-time low today when traders confused the "sacrifice bunt" signal for the "raise interest rates" signal.
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After raising SO much money, GW Bush could afford 'live' sign posts.
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OHHHH Mommy, I want that Suicide Machine.
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It's a marriage about nothing.
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These nipple rings have to come out ... they're always getting caught on something
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Yeah...20 pizzas to 1600 Pennsylvan...wait a minute. Shut up, you guys! Okay...what was I saying?
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Dang...this stuff worked for Bob Newhart..
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Nah, I'm sure she'd prefer the new kettle I've got her.
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To vaginas. To vaginas.
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Biotch! THAT'S MY HEADBAND! GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK! COAAAACH, HE TOOK MY HEADBAND!!!!
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Wondertwin Powers, Activate!
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Let my fraile, old fingers touch the cheek of that brave all-American boy who tore the livers straight out of all those dirty, evil Japs with his bare hands!
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I better cover up these boobies, or I'll look ridiculous!
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And after this food is cooked, they price it on an electric scanner, right?
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Did Her, Did Her, Did Her, Did Her, Did......Wait a minute stop the car
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10/4/99
You know, an hour later, they'll want to march in formation for worker's solidarity again.
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I've got your thumb, you bastard! I've got your thumb!
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But beyond the white-knuckle suspense and surprise double-crosses, what really struck me about "Entrapment" were the close-ups of your ass!
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Good lord, Bob, didn't you inquire about side effects?!
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WELL THIS AIN'T FRANCE, PAL!!
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8/23/99
No, you take the next hit, I'm toasted!
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8/9/99
My fellow Americans. . .a man by the name of Mugsy has a rod in my back.
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8/2/99
CAN'T. . .STOP. . .DOING. . .THE MONKEY
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7/26/99
You play violin with your teeth, I'll play guitar with my armpit!
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7/19/99
Normally I suggest a cigar, but you girls are atheletes
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7/12/99
Uh, sir, when we said scale down your sexual affairs...
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7/5/99
Come on, toss another one . . . I swear, I can catch four golf balls in my mouth AT A TIME.
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