Welcome to the new redesigned Ultrachrist! Web site, one of the LeisureSuit Media family of sites.
Months of thought and discussion went into this new site, much of it while sober. Our primary goal was to design a site that could easily replace Yahoo, Google and CNN.com in your daily routine. We believe we've accomplished that, assuming you don't mind replacing Yahoo, Google and CNN.com with a total of 5 or 6 pages of boring, repetitive crap.
Here's a run-down of the features of the new site. All these pages are accessible from the menu bar at the top under the logo and from the collection of links which appear on the right hand side of all pages:
The Gospels
This would be informational stuff, for spreading the good word about Ultrachrist, the move and the man. Features include:
Synopsis -- what the heck the movie's about.
Cast & Crew -- a full cast and crew list, with more information on the major players.
Article Archive -- an archive of articles that have appeared on the site, including Ultrachrist! Diaries and news.
Signs & Wonders
Multimedia, downloads . . . you know, fun stuff. Woo hoo.
Trailer -- a 2-minute preview of the movie.
Stills -- images from the movie.
Audio Clips -- sound clips from the movie.
Songs -- MP3s of two songs that are featured in the movie.
e-Cards -- wow, neato! You can send your friends super-cool Ultrachrist! E-Cards. That's so exciting I'm getting physically ill.
Buddy Icons -- put these on your Instant Messenger and watch your friends desert you in droves.
Evangelism
Publicity stuff, where you can see the movie, get more information about LeisureSuit Media, invest cash, etc.
Press Notices and Quotes -- when people say cool stuff about us, we'll put it here. If they say cool stuff about us. Jeez, I hope they say cool stuff about us.
See It! -- where we're screening, if anywhere. This page may just end up listing my apartment.
Contact Us -- what we're up to and where to find us (for non-beating up purposes only, please).
Genesis
Who are we and where do we come from?? That info is here. These links will take you out of Ultrachrist land and into LeisureSuit Media land.
About LeisureSuit Media -- the history of the company, such as it is.
LSM Home Page -- our home page.
LeisureSuit.net Webzine Archives -- old stuff from back when LeisureSuit.net was a weekly Webzine.
That's it! Browse, enjoy, if something is broken, let us know! Amen.
