Lyrics to "What Would You Do? (Ultrachrist's Theme)
Descending on a moonbeam,
He swept down to save us,
To teach us all what's right and what's wrong.
Naked as a newborn,
A babe in a manger ...
Unswaddled, no sandals, no thong.
Nude Messiah, a lonely pariah.
Still he dangled and boldly strolled on ...
(CHORUS)
What would you do when your soul's at sea,
In an ocean of dope and porn that's free?
What would you do? Well what would he?
He'd be ... Ultrachrist!
Live-in lipstick lesbians,
His girlfriend a redhead.
Something, you know, had to give.
Too much stimulation
For one second coming.
Stigmata a-gush just like a sieve.
Lewd behavior, a savvier savior.
Reborn now, risen to live ...
(CHORUS)
What would you do when you've got ennui
From your Oprah show and your MTV?
What would you watch? Well what would he?
He'd see Ultrachrist!
Lyrics to "A New, Pro-Sex Kinda Savior"
Now sex is nothing sinful such as smoking or a lie,
I see a lot of goodness in a teasing glance of thigh.
I think I'll reevaluate lascivious behavior
And declare this incarnation a new pro-sex kinda savior.
Libido is a freaky thing I find it fairly vexing,
And sure it's true it's cooler when you love the gal you're sexing.
But horny pairs who wish to share and hopping in the sack go,
Are twice as blessed as them still dressed and holy ipso facto.
Guys and gals and guys and guys and gals and gals, amen.
One at a time or two or nine I'm thinking up to ten.
The birds the bees the dogs the fleas the meek ones like the rabbit
All like their fun, so what's up nun? How 'bout you drop that habit!
Now you may think I'm Mr. Limp and lack erotic powers,
But I've had a huge erection and it kept me nailed for hours.
The point I make and what to take,
you have a chance don't lose it ...
God made your flesh in His likeness.
So by all means freaking use it.
If Christ came back, he'd be exactly like this. Especially with ...
-- Saucy Puppeteer Jun 24, 2010 at 2:06PM
Article:Archangel Ira's World of Erotic Massage Subj: Seven
Once you put your mind in the place that this is more like a film college final project, it's highly amusing. Until Vlad the Impaler melts.
